Hello again.
It's E Chin and Ainsley here again.
Okay, rather just Ainsley here.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, FOR ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO THINK ALL THE ENTRIES THAT HAVE BEEN POSTED ARE HILARIOUS. THEY'RE ALL WRITTEN BY ME, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. (:
THANK YOU. (:

Ohohoh.
THANK YOU ECHIN FOR ADDING THE GADGETS AND TAGBOARD AND CREATING THE FB GROUP AND BLAHBLAHLAH.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, ECHIN ;]

We'll, or I'll, be posting a list of cocktails and mocktails. Cocktails for the kittens, gigglos, and dancers. Mocktails for the rest.
The difference?
Cocktails are ALCOHOLIC.
Mocktails are just mainly FRUIT JUICES.
The drinks will be named after our staff members, and it'll be like our staff members.

FOR EXAMPLE:
Simran Cocktail: A mix of Blueberry juice with a dash of Vodka, with a little of coke or sprite of your choice.

Know why?
Simran is an Indian.
Her skin is dark.
So she'll be given a choice of blueberry, plum, or blackcurrant.
[I'M NOT BEING RACIST!]
She's a bit wild.
So a choice of Vodka, Bailey's, or Whisky.
After choosing, we'll take it from there.
BARTENDERS are expected to help.

So now you know how a cocktail/mocktail is made.

Please cope with us if we keep firing the same questions at you over and over again.
We do not have super memory like you do.

THANK YOU.


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