HELLO

Hello sexy-assed people.
It's E Chin and Ainsley here.
We warmly welcome you to our club.

HELLO!

Many of you [okay, SOME of you], have signed up for jobs here at NCBC. Many of you [okay, ALL of you] have been accepted, but will go through a one-month probation period, just like all the other employees. We hope you pass the probation period so that we can be one, big, happy family.
Note: Employees may not be paid in RMB, rather in AIR. We are still deciding and will get back to you ASAP.

There will be a list of mocktails and cocktails, each named after one of our staff members.
Bartenders are to help name the drinks and make them so they taste like cocktails and mocktails, in other words, gross.

If you would like to change your job here at NCBC, please do not hesitate to curse at us through e-mail. If you are too lazy to do so, just like the rest of us, you may do so at the tagboard.

Warmest wishes,
Your always-loving NCBC founders.