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HELLO, sexy people.
We've just updated our Nippopolis Cockopolis Bar & Club staff:

Founders: E Chin & Ainsley
When we tell you what to do, you do it. When we tell you why this is this and not that, stop arguing and complaining. When we tell you you're fired, you're fired. When we tell you good news, appreciate it.
Know why?
CUZ WE OWN THIS CLUB.
Uniform:
Do owners have uniform?
[NO!]

Managers/Cleaners: Natalie & Yan Ping
Managers are to be responsible and supervise the entire bar when the founders are not around.
They are to clean up the litter left behind by the XXX Kittens/ Gigglos/ Pole Dancers/ Strippers.
Uniform:
Girls: White Miniskirt, Black Underwear, Black Bra, Black Blazer, Black Boots.

Bouncers: Jun Ming& Terry &Monica &Jin Huang &Aaron
Bouncers (or security gaurds) are responsible for letting the correct age in. People above the age of 10 are allowed in, while people of age 18 and over are not. Those who are let in must go through a scan. Bombs, uranium, guns, bullets, scissors, pins, batteries, handphones, and other explosives, sharp objects, liquids, and objects that cause radiation are not allowed. Such items discovered will be brought to a locker. Owners can take them back before leaving.
Uniform:
Guys: Plain White Work Shirt, Denim Jeans, Underwear, Black Converse Sneakers. Black Sports Jackets are allowed. Ear-piece and a Black Sports Watch must be worn at all times.
Girls: Plain Black Shirt, White/Jeans Miniskirt, Black Underwear, Black Bra, Black/Jeans Converse Sneakers. White Jackets and are allowed.A White Sports Watch must be worn at all times.

Bartenders: Marcus & Lyndon& Hendersen &Mark
Bartenders are responsible for serving cocktails and mocktails to customers. Every shake and stir is precious and is not to be carelessly done. The amount of ingredients and the time taken to make the drink must be exact. Bartenders are to follow customers' special orders. Bartenders are also in charge of stocking up ingredients, washing glasses and the bar.
Uniform:
Guys: White Work Shirt with Sleeves rolled up, Denim Jeans, Underwear, Black Converses.

XXX Kittens: Gracelyn & Diana& Ivy & Brenna & Ria & Kimberly
XXX Kittens are responsible for giving both male and female customers the satisfaction they need. They are responsible for getting themselves pregnant. They are to follow the customers' special 'orders'. Basically, all they have to do is to have great XXX that makes customers want to come back for more. If they do well, a reward will be given.
Uniform: Sexy Black Bra, Sexy Black Thong, Black High Boots. Cat-ears are allowed.

Gigglos: Angelo& Samuel& Gao Wei& Spencer& Billy
Gigglos are responsible for giving both male and female customers the satisfaction the need. They are responsible for getting female customers pregnant. They are to follow customers' 'orders'. Basically, all they have to do is have great XXX that makes customers want to come back for more. If they do well, a reward will be given.
Uniform: Tight Black Boxers. A Black Work Shirt is allowed.

Teachers and Protection: Gao Wei& Terry & Hak Wei
Teachers are to help and supervise beginners who do not know how. They are to assist them at all times when in need of help. They are to equip customers with protection, and teach them how to relieve the pain.
Uniform: Tight Black Boxers. A Black Work Shirt is allowed.

Pole Dancers: Alison& Ria& Hak Wei& Julia
Pole Dancers are to keep customers entertained while they drink at the bar. They are responsible for hitting themselves against the metal poles.
Uniform:
Girls: Sexy Black Bra, Sexy Black Underwear, High Black Boots.
Guys: Tight Black Boxers.

Strippers: Samuel& Brenna& Marcus& Angelo
Strippers need not have XXX with customers. They have to walk down the runway and start stripping. Customers are warmly invited to join our strippers.
Uniform:
Girls: Black Work Shirt with Sleeves rolled up, White Miniskirt, Black High Boots, Black Thong, Black Bra.
Guys: White Work Shirt with Sleeves rolled up, Tight Denim Jeans, Tight Black Boxers, Black Converse Sneakers.

DJ and Band: Elizabeth& Kar Mun& Simran& Melody
The DJ and Band are expected to play seductive music all night long. They are to play song requests.
Uniform:
Girls: Sexy Black Bra, Sexy Black Underwear, High Black Boots.

Valets: Aileen & Maria
Valets are to drive and park customers' cars. They are responsible for anything that goes wrong after the customer left the car in the perfect condition until they pick it up again. This includes car keys. They are to greet customers when they arrive.
Uniform:
Girls: White Miniskirt, Black Underwear, Black Bra, Black Work Shirt, High Black Boots.

Make-up and jewelry can be worn at all times.
Staff are expected to be turned on, horny, and seductive once started with work.
Any staff can have XXX with any customers if requested, in a private room. They are to report back to work an hour later.
The uniform need not be worn at all times.
All other clothing is not allowed.


Staff can be sued if they quit.
If you're a staff of NCBC (or anyone who's listed above), your job includes a two-year contract.
If you feel pissed now, feel free to complain to us about the unfairness through e-mail that has been listed above. We will gladly ignore it and drag it to the trash bin.
If you are not happy with your positions, please do not hesitate to contact us to change your job here at NCBC, as we have a policy that we must ensure everyone who works for us is HAPPY.

Benefits of working in NCBC:
Having fun.
Getting free pizzas during a staff meet-up at PaPa Johns.

We still need a bartender, a pole dancer, and two valets.
Feel free to contact us at this e-mail (nipclub@hotmail.com) to apply for any of the jobs listed above. We will get back to you as soon as possible.
(Being a founder is not a job.)

Happy working.

Your Loving Founders of NCBC,
E CHIN & AINSLEY